The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag, via hearourvoices)

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

(via orgasm)

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via please-dontbreakmedown)

orgasm:

one of my cats is so awkward, like idk he’s just really weird and when he tries to be all cute and cuddly it’s just an awkward experience and he doesn’t know how to lay on the couch like a cat life

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