when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"