You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag, via hearourvoices)
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
(via orgasm)
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
(via please-dontbreakmedown)
